A LOT OF FOLKS. Did YOU CATCH THE GAME? Reg. gtgt Reggie? I IT TOTALLY DID NOT. LAUGHTER. gtgt James, BUT IT’S A GREAT TIME TO BE A FAN OF L.A. SPORTS. What WITH THE LAKERS JUST WINNING THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP. YOU KNOW. gtgt James, YES, BIG TIMES. There HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE EXCITING TIME TO BE IN L.A. AND NOT BE ABLE TO ATTEND ANY OF THESE GAMES. LAUGHTER. First, THE LAKERS. Now THE DODGERS., NOT ONLY THAT WEST HAM FOUGHT BACK AGAINST TOTTENHAM ONING IN THE TOP CORNER FOR THE PREMIER LEAGUE.. You ALREADY KNOW ALL OF THIS.: HEY IAN. GO LAKERS RIGHT, gtgt, IT YEAH REALLY IS A TIME FOR MAY RIGHT NOW IT HAD BEEN A PRETTY GREAT YEAR UP UNTIL THAT HAPPENED. LAUGHTER. Now, OF COURSE, WE ARE LESS THAN TWO WEEKS OUT FROM THE ELECTION, WHICH MEANS WE ARE FIVE WEEKS AWAY FROM FINDING OUT. Who IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. AND DONALD TRUMP IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO WHIP UP HIS BASE. LAST NIGHT. He HELD A RALLY IN ERIE PENNSYLVANIA. An HERE IS HOW HE KICKED THINGS. Off. YOUNG MAN., THERE’S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN.. I SAID YOUNG MAN. GET YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND. SAY TRUMP IS LIKE OH YEAH. Can SOMEONE WITHOUT STILL HAS COVID DO THERE? Can WE SEE THAT TAPE? Again.? You SEE WHAT I LOVE ABOUT THIS. I LIKE HOW HE IS DOING THIS AND THEN HE GOES TO JAZZ HANDS. AND THEN HE GOES. No THAT LOOKS STUPID.

I WILL GO BACK TO THE TINY FIST. I DON’T WANT TO LOOK STILL SILLY UP HERE.. I WILL STICK WITH THESE. AT ONE POINT DURING THE RALLY TRUMP JOKES, THAT NOBODY WANTS. Him HAVE A LOOK. gtgt. They DON’T WANT ME., THEY DON’T WANT ME. China DOESN’T WANT ME., IRAN DOESN’T WANT ME., NOBODY WANTS ME. gtgt, OH WOW., gtgt James. I THINK THE IRS MIGHT WANT YOU., IF NOT NOW, AT SOME POINT., WHEN HE HEARD THIS DONALD JR. WAS LIKE, I WANT YOU, DAD. AND TRUMP WAS LIKE, LIKE I SAID, NOBODY OF ANY WORTH WANTS ME.. They ARE THE PERFECT LYRICS FOR A SMITH, SONG. gtgt CHINA DOESN’T WANT ME., IRAN DOESN’T WANT ME., NOBODY WANTS ME. LAUGHTER, ONE OF THE BIG VIRAL MOMENTS FROM TRUMP’S RALLY. Last NIGHT WAS WHEN HIS MICROPHONE ABRUPTLY CUT OUT. AND ONCE THEY GOT IT WORKING AGAIN, TRUMP IMMEDIATELY WORKED THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SABOTAGE. gtgt. I THINK WE HAVE EVERY SINGLE ENDORSEMENT. Even NEW YORK’S FINEST. NEW YORK, CITY’S FINEST.. We LOVE OUR FINEST.. We LOVE OUR FINEST. LAUGHTER. Gtgt. Is THE MIC READY? Yes, I WONDER WHO DID THAT TO OUR MIC? I DON’T BELIEVE IT WAS JOE.. You KNOW WHO IT WAS: CROOKED, HILLARY. gtgt James. It IS HIS FAREWELL TOUR. YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO HIM.. You HAVE TO PLAY THE HITS YOU KNOW., YOU JUST KNOW THAT THE PERSONAL STAGE IN CHARGE OF THE MICROPHONE WAS LIKE. I WILL. I WILL FIX ITING. LET’S JUST ENJOY THIS MOMENT OF PEACE.

MANY, WHILE THE PRESIDENT HAS STARTED A FEUD WITH CBS’S quot60 MINUTES.quot. Apparently, PRESIDENT TRUMP GOT ANGRY WITH THE LINE OF QUESTIONING DURING AN INTERRYU WITH LESLEY STAHL YESTERDAY, AND HE ABRUPTLY WALKED OUT. CHINA DOESN’T WANT HIM. Iran DOESN’T WANT HIM. Microphones DON’T WANT HIM LESLEY. Stahl DOESN’T WANT HIM. TRUMP DIDN’T, LIKE THE QUESTIONS SHE WAS ASKING AM WHICH MAKES SENSE.. She IS A RESPECTED JOURNALIST AND NOT SOMEONE FROM FOX NEWS WHO ASKS HOW HARD IS IT TO BE? This HANDSOME TRUMP WALKED OUT OF THE INTERVIEW AFTER ABOUT 45 MINUTES AND THEY’VE. Already UPDATED THE SLOW’S GRAPHICS. TRUMP THEN WENT TO TWITTER. TRUMP THEN WENT TO TWITTER AND THREATENED TO POST THE INTERVIEW AHEAD OF ITS SCHEDULED BROADCAST. This SUNDAY. HE TWEETED. I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT, FOR THE SAKE OF ACCURACY IN REPORTING I’M CONSIDERING POSTING MY INTERVIEW WITH LESLEY STAHL OF quot60 MINUTESquot PRIOR TO AIR TIME., I WILL JUST GO AHEAD AND SAY THIS NOW OKAY. YOU ATTACK CBS. You ATTACK ALL OF CBS ALL RIGHT. Mr. PRESIDENT. – DO NOT MAKE ME UNLEASH A YOUNG SHELDON ON YOU. LAUGHTER. Here IS A CRAZY STORY.. After GETTING OFF A PLANE FROM DUBAI, A MAN WAS RECENTLY STOPPED AND QUESTIONED BY AIRPORT AUTHORITIES BECAUSE THEY NOTICED HE WAS QUOTE WALKING ODDLY. AND IT TURNED OUT. The MAN WAS SMUGGLING TWO POUNDS OF GOLD BARS IN HIS RECTUM RIGHT.. True STORY. HERE IS THE GOLD BARS HERE.. Look AT THAT., gtgt Reggie, OH NO.

gtgt James. I SAY THIS A LOT, BUT THIS TIME I GENUINELY MEAN IT. I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW WHERE TO START.. You WHAT gtgt GOLD IS SOFT. gtgt James GOLD IS SOFT. gtgt YEAH, ONE OF THE SOFTEST METALS. gtgt James, OH YEAH, BECAUSE THAT IS THE PROBLEM, NO YEAH. That IS THE ISSUE. It IS TWO POUNDS OF GOLD. gtgt. I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS. gtgt James. Well, YOU DO. LOOK AT THAT. Photo. LAUGHTER. I THINK I DON’T KNOW WHAT I TRIED TO DO.. I THINK I TRIED TO MAWK THEM ALL THE SAME SIZE WOULDN’T YOU gtgt STAKES, THE VICTORY. gtgt James. You WOULD STACK AND ROUND. gtgt STACK, THE VUCT REE AND THE LITTLE GUY IS LIKE A CORK. gtgt James. I FEEL LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THINK BEING THIS THE WHOLE MONO. gtgt. You HAVE SHOWN THE PICTURE A LOT., gtgt James. I THINK THE LITTLE ONE GOES IN LAST. So THAT IF YOU GET CAUGHT THEY’RE LIKE EXCUSE ME, OH YOU GOT ME.. I GOT A LITTLE BIT, GOLD. PLANK PLANK PLANK.. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.. Two POUNDS OF GOLD BARS., WHICH MEANS CINNABON, IS NO LONG, ARE THE MOST DANGEROUS THING A PASSENGER CAN PUT IN THEIR BODY BEFORE FLYING.. Apparently, THE MAN WE’RE DOING JOKES., NOTHING IS GOING TO TOP ROB’S CORK. Is IT APPARENTLY THE MAN WAS TRYING TO AVOID TAXES.? I GUESS YOU COULD SAY HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT HIS BOTTOMLINE. APPLAUSE. gtgt James.

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