I MET SOME NEW PEOPLE. gtgt James. You DID gtgt Reggie YEAH. gtgt James. No, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING? About. gtgt, Reggie, YEAH. gtgt James IN THIS COVID, SAFE ENVIRONMENT., gtgt, Reggie, YEAH., gtgt James? How? Where WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, YOU SPEAK OF., gtgt Reggie? I WILL TELL YOU WHAT.. I WAS DRIVING DOWN THE STREET, YOU KNOW, AND I SEE A LOVELY YOUNG LADY IN VERY NICE – VERY LAUNCH CORD ROY PANTS AND I STOP I GET OUT OF THE CAR AND I’M. Like THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD, BUT SHE KIND OF RECOGNIZED ME, WE HIT IT OFF WALKING AROUND THE BLOCK. She IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.. Gtgt James, HANG ON.. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU ARE TBG SERIOUS OR NOT. gtgt Reggie, I AM. gtgt James. I DON’T KNOW IF YOU GENUINELY MET SOMEONE, SO I DON’T WANT TO OFFEND THEM WITH THE JOKE. I MIGHT TELL. gtgt Reggie. No, NO GO AHEAD. It’S REAL GO AHEAD. It HAPPENED, GO AHEAD., gtgt James! Are YOU CERTAIN? She WASN’T A PROSTITUTE BECAUSE I THINK WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED, WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED IS WHAT SOME ONE TELLS A POLICE OFFICER WHEN THEY GET CAUGHT WITH A PROSTITUTE. gtgt Reggie. Well YOU MEAN SHE DID. I DID PAY HER LIKE, BUT I WAS OUT OF GENEROSITY. gtgt James SERIOUSLY. You ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD, SEE SOMEONE IN CORDEROY PANTS, YOU LOOK, SHE LOOK FUN. I WILL TALK TO HER AT A SAFE, DISTANCE. gtgt. We GO INTO A SWEDISH SOCK FLOOR AND SHE ENDED UP KNOWING A BUNCH OF MY FRIENDS WAS A MUSICIAN AND SHE WAS REALLY COOL.

gtgt James, ONLY REGGIE WATTS. That IS MORE INTERESTING THAN ANYTHING. I DID THIS WEEKEND. THE MOST INTERESTING THING. I FOUND OUT THIS WEEKEND. gtgt Reggie WHAT., gtgt James, WHERE THE WORD TWIX COMES FROM THE GUY WHO WAS PITCHING IT.. They WERE ORIGINALLY, THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED TWIN STICKS AND SOMEONE SAID WE SHOULD CALL IT TWIX AND THERE WE GO., AND THAT IS HOW DIFFERENT OUR LIVES ARE. WELL, LOSS. Ang, LESS LOS ANGELES, IS A BUZZ BECAUSE IT’S GETTING EXCITING AFTER WINNING LAST NIGHT. The DODGERS ARE NOW ONE GAME A WHICH, FROM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES. YEAH. ONE GAME, AWAY. GO DODGERS., GO DODGERS. BETWEEN THE LAKERS AND WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THE DODGERS. It HAS BEEN AMAZING WATCHING PEOPLE IN OS LOS ANGELES, NOT KNOW WHICH BAND WAGON TO JUMP. On., DID YOU CATCH THE DODGERS GAME, IAN gtgt? I WAS GOING TO WATCH IT AND THEN THIS GUY JUMPED OUT OF HIS CAR AND TOOK ME TO A SOCKS, STORE. gtgt, IAN., gtgt James. I LIKE BASEBALL WHEN IT GETS TO THIS POINT NOW, BECAUSE IT’S GETTING EXCITING. MOSTLY IF I WATCH BASEBALL, I FEEL LIKE I’M WATCHING A GROUP OF PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW, HAVE A PICNIC.. You KNOW, BUT NOW I’M INTO IT. I’M TOLD THIS WILL BE THE DODGERS FIRST WORLD SERIES WIN SINCE 191988., A DIFFERENT WORLD BACK THEN. IN 1988. A FORMER CELEBRITY WAS PRESIDENT. There WAS A BATMAN MOVIE IN PRODUCTION AND LENNY KRAVITZ WAS ONE OF THE HOTTEST MEN ALIVE.

. How TIME’S CHANGED. THIS? Is YOU TROO.? You KNOW WHAT SONG WAS NUMBER ONE IN THE CHARTS IN OCTOBER OF 1988., BOBBY McFERRIN’S DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY. gtgt, Reggie, WOW. gtgt James GOOD ADVICE FOR 1988., VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR 2020.. Of COURSE THE ELECTION IS JUST A WEEK AWAY. So PRESIDENT TRUMP SPENT THE WEEKEND ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL WHERE HE VISITED AN APPLE ORCHARD AND, AS MOST PRESIDENTS DO SIGNED A PUMPKIN. WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN. AND SECONDLY, WHO SIGNS A PUMPKIN HORIZONTALLY.. That IS NOW HOW A PUMPKIN STANDS. Up., IF YOU ARE WONDERING WITH VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WASN’T, THERE IS BECAUSE MANY OF THE GOURDS AT THE ORCHARD WERE SHAPED LIKE THIS., AND HE CONSIDERS THAT DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.. Then LAST NIGHT THE PRESIDENT AND THE FURS – LADY HOSTED YOUNG CHILDREN AT THE WHITE HOUSE FOR TRICK OR TREATING., AND A COUPLE OF KIDS REALLY CAUGHT THEIR ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY WERE ES DESCRED AS DONALD AND MELANIA.. Here THEY ARE HERE.. Look AT THAT. MEL. An YAS WAS LIKE OH THEY’RE, PRETENDING TO BE A REAL HUSBAND AND WIFE. Just LIKE US., YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THE LITTLE DONALD IS VERY ACCURATE. The HAIR, THE RED TIE THE FACT THAT NEITHER OF THEM HAVE EVER PAID TAXES. EVEN JARED KUSHNER GOT INTO THE SPIRIT OF HALLOWEEN DRESSING UP LIKE A VAMPIRE., AS HE DOES EVERY DAY., AND DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS FIVE MEMBERS OF VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE’S TEAM, INCLUDING His CHIEF OF STAFF HAVE NOW TESTED POSITIVE FOR CORONAVIRUS.

, SO LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT. MIKE PENCE HAS A TEAM. We WISH THEM ALL A SPEEDY RECOVERY. Of COURSE WE DO BOTH FROM THE VIRUS AND FROM THINKING IT WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA TO WORK FOR MIKE PENCE. DISES. Might ALL OF THIS PENCE HIMSELF STILL HAS NOT TESTED POSITIVE, BECAUSE EVEN THE VIRUS ISN’T INTERESTED IN MIKE PENCE.? Although IMAGINE BEING THAT FLY NOW. YOU HE IS LIKE IT WAS WEEKS AGO. Have I HAD NO SYMPTOMS, HE WAS LIKE BRO. You WERE ON THERE A LONG, TIME. gtgt. Meanwhile, WHILE APPEARING ON CNN YESTERDAY, TRUMP’S CHIEF OF STAFF MARK MEADOWS SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS LOST HOPE OF CONTROLLING THE CORONAVIRUS., HAVE A LOOK. gtgt, SO HERE’S WHAT WE HAVE TO DO. WE’RE, NOT GOING TO CONTROL THE PANDEMIC.. We ARE GOING TO CONTROL THE FACT THAT WE GET A VACCINE THERAPEUTICS. gtgt. Why AREN’T WE GOING TO GET CONTROL OF THE PANDEMIC. gtgt, BECAUSE IT IS A CONTAGIOUS, VIRUS. gtgt, BUT WHY NOT MAKE EFFORTS TO CONTAIN IT. gtgt James WE’RE NOT GOING TO CONTROL IT? You HAVE TO SAY FANTASTIC JOB, SO FAR. LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT. DO WHAT ANY OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE DONE. Successfully. WE’RE GOING TO NOT DO. That IS TRUMP MANY WHILE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE RESPONDING WELL TO HOW HE HAS HANDLED THE PANDEMIC.. This MORNING HE WENT TO TWITTER AND HE WROTE THE FAKE NEWS. Media IS RIDING COVID, COVID COVID, ALL THE WAY TO THE ELECTION. LOSERS.

YEAH. How DARE THE NEWS MEDIA COVER THE BIGGEST STORY OF THIS CENTURY.? It IS WEIRD WHEN YOU THINK BH, IF THAT WE ARE ALL PREOCCUPIED WITH THIS SUPERCONTAGIOUS DEADLY VIRUS SPREADING RAPIDLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY. LIKE COME ON, GET A LIFE GUYS. ISN’T THAT RIGHT STUDIO, AUDIENCE., COVID, COVID, COVID T SOUNDS LIKE MIKE PENCE ASKING ABOUT HIS STAFF. WHERE’S BOB Today. gtgt COVID. gtgt, WHAT ABOUT JENNA., gtgt, COVID. gtgt? What ABOUT MA, COVID, OKAY. AND FINALLY, A WOMAN ORDERED A GREMLIN CAKE FOR HER SON’S BIRTHDAY. But WHEN THE CAKE ARRIVED, IF DID NOT LOOK LIKE THE PHOTO ON THE WEBSITE. HERE’S THE CAKE THAT SHE WANTED. AND HERE’S WHAT SHE GOT.? That IS LUKE ME WHEN I TURN OFF THE ZOOM FILTER. AND SOMEONE WHO ONCE HAD A CAKE MADE OF THEMSELVES THAT LOOKED LIKE THIS, I JUST WANT TO SAY I GET IT., I DO. NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. This MIGHT BE THE BEST VISUAL SUMMATION OF THE YEAR 2020.

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